yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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