Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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