who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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