I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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