Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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