At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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