The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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