Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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