I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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