he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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