It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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