It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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