i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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