I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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