That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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