My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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