I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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