You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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