Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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