Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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