No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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