There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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