Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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