Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Say something about gay babies.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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