Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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