And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I just want to make out with him forever
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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