When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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