I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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