Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The adults are the big ones right?
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