Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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