if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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