it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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