windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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