hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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