my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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