i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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