They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
we're so committed to being not committed
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Randomize
