just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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