I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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