If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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