she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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