I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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