You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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