i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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