I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so let's talk penis.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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