After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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