so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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