are you still at the devil's house?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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