i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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