garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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