They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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