I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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