the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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