Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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